COMING SOON

A poetic exploration of Norse mythology and the tragic fall of the beloved god.

You've got the rhino And the ellyphant You've got Mr. Hippo He's fat and ellygant You've got the dugong And that manatee Mighty gorilla And Travis the chimpanzee Although the last does not seem so great But he ate a lady's face Big, Big Mammals These are some of my favorite animals Big, Big Mammals But not the biggest or my favorite animal That would be the whale. Big, big Mammals Close to my favorite animals Big, big mammals But not my favorite animals That would be the whale The big big blue blue whale Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba baleen Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba baleen!

In real life Girls never bend over With a clean asshole And let you Fuck it with Her best friend's tongue Instead They always have to pee While you're watching The French Connection. And it spoils the flow Of that awesome car chase, Later, You have a nightmare About snakes.

— BadAssPoet